I FINALLY STARTED TO WRITE MY OWN BOOK! IT IS A COLLABORATION OF MY FIRST SHORT STORIES, WHICH WILL INCLUDE, YOU GUESSED IT, BROTHERS AND FOOTBALL DAZE!

Well done Ely for being selected. It's a good play. Hope it gets produced.

http://www.abctales.com/lisa_hinsley/art_fart

Playground poetry!

Love it!

:-)

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http://www.abctales.com/emma_white/moral_dilemma_0

Brilliant, Emma! Funerals eh?

Was it supposed to make me laugh?

Can I just say that I think noisy high-heeled shoes should be banned from offices?

You listening, ladies?! (& transvestites)

Here I am, sitting with my back to a main walkway, constantly hearing that deafening clip-clopping behind my back, each passing personage causing a minor earth tremor in my general vicinity...

...There goes another...

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

Pass this law now, Mr. Blair!!!

A very peeved...

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http://www.newwritingpartnership.org.uk/nwp/site/page.acds?context=11684...

Hurrah!

There is something so idiotically American about the Oprah Winfrey book club, it boogles the imagination, at least mine. To me Oprah is the modern equivalent of some ancient Nubian Fertility Goddess promising riches beyond imagining to those who bow and kiss her feet. Her TV show only has two formats: weepy women complaining about having been born female and Worshiping Bling Bling.

...

i am on a really tight deadline this week ... i am finishing my second novel ...

the reason i am finishing it is because it MIGHT get called in tomorrow as part of the kitchen table muppets comp and how could i ever look myself in the eye if it DID get called in and i hadnt finished it?

so on tuesday i wrote 6k words

yesterday i wrote 3 k ... went foraging at the tip ... stopped myself from shopping and then went to my new evening class ...

today i have written 623 words

been to sainsbury's

eaten toast

mailed ferg x 3