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StoryBobbo Versus The Machine trashbat112 years 2 weeks ago
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StoryOr How I Learnt To Stop Worrying And Love An Owl trashbat312 years 2 months ago
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StoryDid I Ever Tell You About Ali Baboon, And The Guts? trashbat012 years 2 months ago
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Forum topicCan you solve this riddle? brooosh1115 years 10 months ago

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Bobbo Versus The Machine

Today, in another episode of my highly successful work avoidance strategy, I found myself in search of chocolate, and finding myself in search of chocolate, I ventured to the vending machine.
Cherry

End of an Era

Barry was having a difficult day. A couple of hours ago, he'd been put 'at risk of redundancy' by the company.
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Or How I Learnt To Stop Worrying And Love An Owl

A heroic odyssey of one small owl's fight against bulbous adversity. Will good triumph over obesity? Will maritime law be observed? Will anyone even get this far into the teaser?
Cherry

I Once Went To Prison

IT WAS a December. I distinctly remember it being cold, which given the month, was not a surprise. What was a surprise was that I was naked, with blood on my chest. It was not my blood. It was the blood of an ape, whose body I had just effortlessly cast through the window of a jewellery store.

Did I Ever Tell You About Ali Baboon, And The Guts?

I once thought I'd inadvertently snatched a foetus, but to my relief it was merely a malformed pig gut. Mind you, it could still talk, and this was the start of my unravelling jumper of woe.