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StoryLust, Fist-Fights and British Seaside Resorts caribou_310 years 10 months ago
StoryOne Too Many caribou_110 years 10 months ago
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StoryEye Test caribou_210 years 10 months ago
StoryOvis Aries caribou_311 years 10 months ago
StoryOut of Sight, Out of Mind caribou_412 years 4 months ago
StoryI Won't Grow Up caribou_613 years 3 months ago
StoryThe Murmur Moses74213 years 8 months ago
StoryLife in the old sea dog yet. Moses74413 years 9 months ago

My stories

A Royal Monster

One is a Royal monster A monster of the Crown One cannot abide commoners Or those from out of town One loves cakes and crumpets At three on the dot each day

The Sandwich Monster

I am the sandwich monster of Goodge Street I gobble a thousand a day Don’t ask me what my favourite filling is It’s impossible for me to say But I do love a ‘cheese and copper’ bap

Veggie Monster

I’m the veggie monster I’ve got big clumpy feet I’ve got hair from my top to my bottom And there’s just one thing I like to eat It’s not children, insects or vermin
Cherry

Apton Road

It had been gruelling the past sixty years and Agnes wasn’t shy in admitting it to Sid. She did it as often as she could manage. Guilt was a wonderful thing.

5ml

I want to feed you Spoonfuls of my heart Each day Until there is nothing in me See you swallow it down Like medicine Pink mouthful by pink mouthful Until the spoon gleams clean

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