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Cowboys And Injuns (Part One)
Douglas Thacker walked through the town centre on a Saturday afternoon in the full cowboy getup that he wore during the bulk of his free time. “
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Toad Type Thing (Part Two)
“Bugger off, it's siesta time and we're trying to sleep!” one of the trees grumbled, its lurid green cat-like eyes almost as big as saucers.
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Toad Type Thing (Part One)
“Twannocks!” Toad Type Thing groaned when he got up one Saturday morning and discovered what the Pixie Type Things had done to his lovely garden.
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Pirates In Boots
“'Ere,” said the ancient, tarted up harridan on the make-up counter in Boots to her even more decrepit colleague. “Did you see what I saw?”
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The Voyage Of The Buggered Pig
"I'll make you walk the plank over yonder stickleback and bike frame infested canal. Haa-haar – you see if I won't!”
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