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I have 57 stories published in 8 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 49182 times and 34 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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For those of you interested in madness, yours or mine, I can tell you a little about mine...
Cherry

Love it or Leave it...

You never trust a fucker who can't look at you straight. He enjoyed his job, you could tell. He used to tease the animals.
Cherry

3. Mad Mack's...

Sunday 4th December 2005 ' 9:37 pm ...and so, Sunday night at the local, to swamp my miseries. Or so I thought¦ Mad Mack's (The Mad Mackeral to give it it's full name) is the only decent pub in town. It's opposite the clock tower on the seafront, at the apex of a triangle formed by Prospect Hill, Wrack Alley and Eastern Esplanade. The bar is correspondingly v-shaped, looking like the prow of a ship cleaving through an ocean of maroon carpet: Public Bar to port, Saloon to starboard. There's no dividing wall between the two, though. It's just a matter of furnishing and decor. The Saloon is cosier, with its sagged-out armchairs and nicotine-sepia'd pictures. The Public, on the other hand, has red leather stools and a juke box (a genuine Rock-ola 'Bubbler', complete with arching neon tubes and original 50s song list). There's also a TV set in the corner, a fruit machine, a pool table and a dartboard. These last two, given the snug size of the bar, overlap each other's floor space to some extent. If both are being used at once, the players of one have to give way to the players of the other in turn if dart-punctured buttocks or cue-shafted arseholes are to be avoided.

You get days like it...

You get woken an hour early by the guy downstairs gunning his car. You just get back off when the bastard comes back for something he's forgotten. You get up for a piss. There's a crimp in the end of your foreskin, and it sprays down your leg and over the floor. You go to wipe it up, but you're out of paper.
Cherry

2. Small Town Sunday Walking Blues

Sunday 4th December 2005 ' 5 minutes later Out of the Square I go and east along the seafront into the gusting afternoon ' my shadow loping off ahead of me like it's anxious to get somewhere. The sea's the colour of cold snot and as rough as a shag in a dock-side alley. But the air feels good ' stinging my sinuses like a snort of chilled vodka.

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