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I have 791 stories published in 31 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 869496 times and 48 of my stories have been cherry picked.

My stories

KISS OF THE BRACKET MONSTER

That monster's only gone and put brackets in someone's love poem and made it a mockery!

JUST WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING @?

A rather weird looking poem!

HOORAY FOR THE RSPCA!

I read on the BBC News Website today; 26 July 2006, that 'Animal abuse cases rise by fifth' - but it could just be that more animal cruelty incidents are being discovered.

MY FRIEND? MY ASS

Gone is the 'close friend' I thought I knew.

QUEEN OF SLEAZE

She wants a good slap.

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