QUEEN OF SLEAZE

She hates porn movies,
That don't feature her.
She hates being nude,
Without a mirror.

She likes dirty talk,
She loves dirty boys,
She has dirty thoughts,
But keeps clean sex toys.

She wants a good slap;
That is what she claims.
She hates being called,
Any pleasant names.

She gets through any man,
Heartlessly quickly,
So he's just another,
Cock and balls story.

2006