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I have 791 stories published in 31 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 869540 times and 48 of my stories have been cherry picked.

My stories

X-AMPLES OF FOOD WITH ABILITY?

Is this a poem about what food can do?

X-PLAINING WHY MEN HAVE NIPPLES

The real answer, by Gabrielle Fagan, is 'We all start out in a similar way in the embryo. During development the embryo follows a female template until about six weeks when the male chromosome kicks in for a male embryo. The embryo then begins to develop all of its male characteristics. Men are thus left with nipples'.

YOU REMIND ME OF FOOD

Your head's like a round doughnut. Your long legs are like French sticks. Your thick fingers look rippled, Which makes them resemble Twix.

VERY USELESS BLOODY SHOP

Warning; contains not very strong language.

QUEER IS FEAR

Light-hearted poem.

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