YOU REMIND ME OF FOOD

Your head's like a round doughnut.
Your long legs are like French sticks.
Your thick fingers look rippled,
Which makes them resemble Twix.

Your 'man boobs' are like fried eggs.
Your bum cheeks are like large plums.
Your lips are like chunky chips.
You have small banana thumbs.

Your hair's like yellow custard,
That has been hastily poured.
So I think that you should win,
The 'tastiest man' award.

8 March 2006