X-PLAINING WHY MEN HAVE NIPPLES

The male species has nipples,
In case they want a sex change,
For if they had breast implants,
No nipples would look quite strange.

Men need to be with nipples,
To know their front from their back.
Without nipples, they'd look down,
Thinking they should see their crack.

They're there so girls with small breasts,
Won't think their own boobs matter;
For they'll see Mr Average,
And see there's someone flatter.

They're there for decoration;
If male dancers' chests ripple.
So there's no need to ponder,
Why a man has a nipple.

16 March 2006