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I have 791 stories published in 31 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 969390 times and 48 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR

By alp on Thu, 24 Mar 2005

He said to grab him something to eat, So I caught a plum falling from a tree. He asked me to give him some fast food, So I threw at him sticks of...
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LOVE DISAGREEMENT

By alp on Thu, 24 Mar 2005

I ache for you. It is silly, When you don't feel like that for me.
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OPPOSITES ATTRACT?

By alp on Wed, 23 Mar 2005

She's high as a kite. He is down to earth. They are opposites; As death is to birth. She adores fast cars. He likes slow coaches. They are...
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OH DEAR, ASTROLOGY'S GONE MAD

By alp on Thu, 17 Mar 2005

A bit of fun with the signs.
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ZEUGMA

By alp on Tue, 15 Mar 2005

Zeugma - 'figure of speech where a word transforms two or more words, but only one word seems linked, e.g. the seat was not soft, but her skin was.'
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