OH DEAR, ASTROLOGY'S GONE MAD

Something has got Capricorn's goat.
Pisces thinks something is fishy.
Libra has become unbalanced.
Taurus has become a bully.

Aries is looking so sheepish.
Cancer has become too crabby.
Gemini's in more than two minds.
Virgo's long dress is now shabby.

Leo's in a bit of a sulk;
Their mane's not the main attraction.
And the 'sexiest sign of all',
Is getting dissatisfaction.

Sagittarius is quite sad;
Their friend has galloped off elsewhere,
And what has made matters much worse;
They've galloped off with a right mare.

Aquarius cannot bear it,
And has become carried away.
The zodiac's gone raving mad;
Or at least that's what the stars say.

17 March 2005