YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR

He said to grab him something to eat,
So I caught a plum falling from a tree.
He asked me to give him some fast food,
So I threw at him sticks of celery.

He asked me to give him something sweet,
So I gave him a fluffy toy cream slice.

He said, "Try giving me something good."

So I told him, "Try being more precise."

March 2005