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I have 791 stories published in 31 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 977286 times and 48 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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LOVE AT FIRST FIGHT

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

She'd just got up from her seat, When her handbag hit his head. He went to slap her arm, but missed And slapped her ass instead. She looked at him...
Humour
Poem
Certificate PG

JUST HOW IT IS

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

Aren't I good enough for you? Tell me you don't feel the same. Highlight all my weaknesses. Modesty's my middle name. I'll never be enough for you, I...
Miscellaneous
Certificate PG

I WANT TO LOVE YOU

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

I want to love you, But you're too bloody vain. Hurry, quick! Check your appearance yet again. I would run my fingers, Through your hair as well...
Humour
Certificate PG

DATING AGENCY

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

"So: you want to meet a man who could put his weight about if the need should ever arise, but who won't lay a finger on you in anger; he
Humour
Story
Certificate PG

CHAT-UP LINES

By alp on Wed, 01 Dec 2004

I've forgotten where I live - will you take me home? I like your eyes - do your eyes like me?
Humour
Other
Certificate PG

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