LOVE AT FIRST FIGHT

She'd just got up from her seat,
When her handbag hit his head.
He went to slap her arm, but missed
And slapped her ass instead.

She looked at him. He looked at her.
Something felt fabulous.
It hit them that they had found love,
Going home on the bus.

They argued minutes later,
About whose place to go to.
Then at his place, they quarrelled,
About what they'd like to do.

Many disagreements later,
She said goodbye, he said goodnight.
They thought they would be best apart;
Not convinced by love at first fight.

Around 2003