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I have 59 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 131269 times and 51 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Barry Rachin

My stories

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A Pee and a Poop at Midnight

Calvin's Shih Tzu, Teddy, can't hold his water and suffers from irritable bowel syndrome. This weekend, Calvin is dragging the dysfunctional beast to a barbecue at his future in-laws.

Nagel's Bagels

Curtis Stedman, the part-time dishwasher at Nagel’s Bagels, is profoundly gifted, which makes him one smart cookie!

The Kidnapped Bride

Maddie Etheridge's train wreck of a marriage cost forty thousand dollars and only lasted thirteen months!

The Fire Flower and the Bee

Bear wants thumbs just like his archenemy, Man, but Heveki, the benevolent God, has something else in mind.

Circus Maximus

Buddy Hazelton, chairman of the Brandenburg College philosophy department, quit his job to join the Waverly Brothers Traveling Circus.