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I have 77 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 44956 times and 70 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Ian McLachlan

"The function of the artist is to be the joker in the pack."
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My stories


The excellent fish sauce you had poisoned; then you’d have had me out on the bonfire. Thwarted love drove you you claimed. I did not misgive but I...


Egnatius, outstanding member of the hair-straightened club, is a charming-as-hell sex zombie. At nineteen addicted to internet porn - space hopper...

House of Life

Members of the House of Life elect not to die in virtuality. When our bodies are failing unlike most men and women we revert to reality open our eyes...


Remember how he photographed you in a red dress, hair waterfalling your slim neck. He knew everyone. You became an item. He was often away, throwing...


They find me sipping Stella in a dark recess. With tongues we gum papers smoke roll-ups like throwing darts filterless. Down from Nottingham he’s...