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I have 77 stories published in
one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 70856 times
and 70 of my stories have been cherry picked.
2 of my 154 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 2 votes
Ian McLachlan
"The function of the artist is to be the joker in the pack."
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My stories
The Lie
You claimed I’d come back in the fishing boat alone, greased with the old man’s blood him slit open, tossed overboard, gnawed by seals. No, I said...
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- 949 reads
Tribe
First time I handled a gun I got a hard-on; I was eleven. You’re not a man till you’ve dropped someone. Dash my name in red I’m a celebrity heads...
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- 440 reads
Hebe
In her scoop backed up by amp cans like jet engines she has killed the digital hive, floats elbow-length black gloves Hebe’s a DJ dropping the needle...
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- 539 reads
Underpass
Cruising the alien precincts: blue signs, subways; trucks shudder past. Slowing for directions, Are you going that way too? Cut. This waxed cloth we...
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- 1597 reads
Nicocreon of Cyprus
The tyrant Nicocreon called me from updating Access spreadsheets. I was blue, semi-conscious while the temp, maddened by our bewildered clients, spat...
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- 576 reads