Geoffrey

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I have 770 stories published in 7 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 430774 times and 77 of my stories have been cherry picked.

Geoffrey Ball

My stories

My friend the tax man

By Geoffrey on Sun, 26 Sep 2010

My Friend the Tax man I’ve been talking to my tax man He is a lovely chap “I’ve just read your tax return,” he said “It’s all a load of crap

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My 59 minute friend

By Geoffrey on Sun, 26 Sep 2010

My 59 minute friend I have a friend I telephone We have a lot in common Once we’ve started chatting The talk goes on and on We talk about our children We talk about our friends

Humour

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Walking for your health

By Geoffrey on Sun, 26 Sep 2010

Walking for your health It’s winter by the grey King’s stone And there a group of people you may find With healthy walking on their mind Over Clattern bridge and Charter Quay they pass

Miscellaneous

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English as she is spoke

By Geoffrey on Sat, 25 Sep 2010

English as she is Spoke Pronouncing English can be hard As every foreigner knows Where different words are spelt the same But don’t sound as you suppose

Humour

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