Jane Hyphen

Primary tabs

I have 332 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 469539 times and 406 of my stories have been cherry picked.
419 of my 2,309 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 445 votes

My stories

The Bad News

By Jane Hyphen on Mon, 08 Apr 2013

The bad news came in spoken words Absurdities in deadpan tones My manners saved me from myself 'Well thanks,' I said, 'for all your help.' While inward beat a heavy drum

Unclassified

Poem

Certificate U

Read more about The Bad News
1 comment
Log in to post comments
742 reads

Cillit Bang

By Jane Hyphen on Wed, 27 Mar 2013

An illicit bang with Barry On his spotless kitchen floor His powerful Squirt Zero dirt What lady could want more? I've been watching you Barry Scott I know where you live

Humour

Poem

Certificate 12

Read more about Cillit Bang
5 comments
Log in to post comments
1652 reads

Vacant

By Jane Hyphen on Mon, 25 Mar 2013

Do you have a wandering mind? Are you one of the vacant kind? Do you drift and float away, When you're boss has something important to say? Take it from me there's no disgrace

Unclassified

Poem

Certificate U