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I have 11 stories published in
3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 8862 times
and 3 of my stories have been cherry picked.
Jez Wolstenholme
My stories
Derek Hargreaves Enquires
He's got a flat cap and glasses and he knows where you live he says you've vandalized a phonebox even though you're thirty-six He knows where your Mum works and all your unclean desires he puffs on his pipe, nods knowingly
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- 2482 reads
Dear Mrs. Hamza
I am the lad who killed your son Kuwait 1991 he had no time to parry his hands were not loath and cold for me and my mate Barry if the truth be told we gave him no chance when he put up his hands
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- 676 reads
EVIL
Not Dr. Evil, not Evel Knievel, but EVIL.
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- 736 reads
A Clean Shirt For Geoff Crabtree
A golden surprise in the wardrobe for Mr. Crabtree. Wife and kids are rapt. Neighbour declines to comment.
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- 672 reads