Tadge, the narrator and "hero" of "What if..." is having difficulty in keeping his soggy pyjama bottoms from his mum... then his mum's boyfriend tries to help
Mr. Malmedy and his cat run a secondhand toy shop and teddy-bear hospital. Into their cosy and comfortable lives come two thugs bent upn theft. Their intrusion reveals an old secret.
Teenage boy is haunted by visions of his best mates mum's bum in a tight pair of jeans. Trying to find his way out of dirty thoughts he tries French irregular verbs but even they don't work