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I have 19 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
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Magpie Commuter

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Witches Speak in Metaphors

By magpiecommuter on Fri, 15 Dec 2006

Even when things are not as plentiful Will I speak out yet remain respectful
Spiritual
Poem
Certificate U

No Scrub

By magpiecommuter on Fri, 15 Dec 2006

Hopefully we won't see match girls on the street this Christmas
Journal
Non-fiction
Certificate U

Disarming Banter

By magpiecommuter on Fri, 15 Dec 2006

3 in the morning. SLOG (Sweet Little Oriental Girl) walks past the American Embassy in London and catches the eyes of the Officer on Duty (COD), patrolling with a machine gun SLOG: Good evening Sir
Humour
Certificate 15

Great Catch

By magpiecommuter on Fri, 15 Dec 2006

SLOG (Sweet Little Oriental Girl) browses around a fish shop and approaches the owner FSO (Fish Shop Owner): Are you harrassing my fish? SLOG: Watch what you say to a Chinese lady FSO: Why? SL
Humour
Certificate 15

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