The Other Terrence Oblong
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I have 200 stories published in
3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 256016 times
and 193 of my stories have been cherry picked.
11 of my 291 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 11 votes
Dave Clark
My stories
The War Problem
It was 6.30 a.m. when I heard a hammering at my door. I quickly dressed and shouted for Alun to come in. He was clearly agitated. “We’re at war Jed,” he said.
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Badly written story
“Hand over your monkey,” the robber said, brandishing a gnu. The rest of the gang had been lion in wait, and suddenly leopard out brandishing shoguns.
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The kipper who thought he was king
“As mad as a kipper that thinks it’s the king,” that was my dad’s expression. God knows where it came from.
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The worst book ever written
"How fucking boring Evelyn Waugh’s book Scoop is. How unbelievably dull, repetitive, tired, inconsequential and fucking boring."
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Infinite monkey theorem
“Is that you James?” he said, without waiting for me to answer, “I’ve got a story I’d like you to look into.”
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