The Other Terrence Oblong

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Dave Clark


My stories

Autumn in Singleton Park

“Oy, you’re standing on my nuts!” I lifted my foot, obeying without thought. Sure enough there were two Kent cobs beneath my feet, still in their husks.

The goat happiness man

I first met the goat happiness man at the market stall where I worked. “Take this,” I said offering him a small piece of herb, “it will make you fertile. Your wife will be very happy.”

Terrence Oblong’s 10 greatest mistakes (IP)

As a clone of Terrence Oblong I often hang my head in shame at the disastrous life my genetic twin has lived.

Posing naked

Twenty pairs of eyes, all staring at my naked body, all desperately searching for something inspiring, a spark to ignite their work.