The Other Terrence Oblong
I was woken up at about 6.30 in the morning by a hammering on my door. “Come in,” I shouted down to Alun, “put the kettle on, I’m just getting dressed.”
At the age of 86 I invented cheese It was a simple chance occurrence; some goats milk left out had fermented into a cheesy mould.
This is just a story. A made up tale. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just an entertainment.