The Other Terrence Oblong

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I have 195 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 163615 times and 184 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Dave Clark

 

My stories

Story of the week

The War Problem

It was 6.30 a.m. when I heard a hammering at my door. I quickly dressed and shouted for Alun to come in. He was clearly agitated. “We’re at war Jed,” he said.
Cherry

Badly written story

“Hand over your monkey,” the robber said, brandishing a gnu. The rest of the gang had been lion in wait, and suddenly leopard out brandishing shoguns.
Gold cherry

The kipper who thought he was king

“As mad as a kipper that thinks it’s the king,” that was my dad’s expression. God knows where it came from.
Cherry

The worst book ever written

"How fucking boring Evelyn Waugh’s book Scoop is. How unbelievably dull, repetitive, tired, inconsequential and fucking boring."
Cherry

Infinite monkey theorem

“Is that you James?” he said, without waiting for me to answer, “I’ve got a story I’d like you to look into.”

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