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Randy Johnson

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Thank you, God

By randy-johnson on Sun, 09 Dec 2007

Thank you, God for all of the things you've given to me. Thank you for my possessions and for letting me live in a land that's free. I don't go to church but I do worship you.
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Certificate U

Life isn't always fair.

By randy-johnson on Thu, 06 Dec 2007

Life isn't always fair, things don't always go our way. Keep a stiff upper lip, tomorrow may be a better day. Don't give up when things are going bad.
Miscellaneous
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Certificate U

Road Rash

By randy-johnson on Wed, 05 Dec 2007

When I won a Yamaha motorcycle, I was really thrilled. But I've had some wrecks that nearly got me killed. Yesterday I went flying over the handlebars and my head hit a horse in the balls.
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That damn beard!

By randy-johnson on Tue, 04 Dec 2007

My girlfriend used to be in a circus because she has a beard. She thinks it makes her look sexy but it really makes her look weird. People point and laugh wherever we go.
Humour
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Certificate U

Turned away

By randy-johnson on Mon, 03 Dec 2007

My cousin lost his job and his home and he had nowhere to go. He asked his other relatives for a place to stay but they all said no. It was wrong of his relatives to turn him away.
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