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I have 227 stories published in 17 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 184115 times and 52 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Shrink Wrap

SHRINK WRAP. sneak She despises my bad attitude. She says I rarely smile. I try to force a grin? It takes me quite a while. She thinks I'm far too...

No I don't want you Mr. Oakey!

I?m afraid that this will mean nothing to most of you. This is my attempt at explaining just what happened to the girl in the song ?Don?t you want me?? by The Human League. You may remember that in the aforementioned song Phil Oakey threatened to send our heroine back to the cocktail bar from where he claims to have discovered her. I put it to Phil that the young lady in question may not have wanted to leave her job as a waitress in the first place! The big bully!

Beauty Salon Dropouts.

Beauty Salon Drop-out. sneak Alone I sit with fag in hand, moulded to my chair. I am exercising nothing - but this catatonic stare? They chat about '...

All Action Zero (Must Die Harder)

ALL ACTION ZERO (Must Die Harder) sneak She prefers a simple life, and that's why she likes me. She says I am a wanker, but she says it beautifully...

Urinal Eyes.

Take a trip with me and experience the uncomfortable thoughts and feelings that present themselves whilst relieving ones bladder in a Gentleman?s urinal.

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