Terrence Oblong
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Dave Clark
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Terrence Oblong’s money saving tips (1)
Terrence Oblong’s money saving tips Save money on expensive boomerangs by simply picking up two similar-looking sticks, throwing one away and...
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Do you still drink Down the Swan
There isn't a dart board in the Swan any more. Thy put another table in the corner instead. It was the wife's idea to come here. "We should revisit...
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The Gulls on the South Pier
The gulls on the South Pier are unruly bastards. They swoop down and steal chips out of young children’s hands. The North Pier gulls, on the other...
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I’m Getting Buried In The Morning
I woke to the noise of the radio news announcing I was to be buried today. ‘My God’, I thought, as my brain pained into wakefulness, ‘I’ve been dead...
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Awkward Sean
Sean never applied to become an angel, at no point in his life did he aspire to angelic status. But when he died, instead of being greeted by a...
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