Terrence Oblong
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Haircut
I wonder if you could do something a bit different, I said to the hairdresser. I’ll try, they said, scissors open to ideas. It’s hard to describe, I...
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Cecily Dearest
“Cecily dearest,” Maude said to me, “I’m afraid the family’s investments are no longer gaining the return to which we are accustomed.” “What does...
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Funeral Director Sketch
The Funeral director is dressed as a waiter from a French restaurant sketch (see the French Restaurant Sketch) FD: Monsieur, Madam, welcome to chez...
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Today’s TV
BBC1 5.15: The Wom Show – Barry Wom opens a hairdressers 6.00 – 7.00: Squirrels in the Wirral – In an attempt to make wildlife sound interesting by...
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Two jokes
About ten years ago I posted the two jokes I had written. I am pleased to announce that I have now written two more, at this rate if I live to 173 I'...
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