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Two jokes
About ten years ago I posted the two jokes I had written. I am pleased to announce that I have now written two more, at this rate if I live to 173 I'...
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Hamster and Thatcher (deceased) - The green investment plan
Sir Keith Hamster, newly-elected leader of the Labour Party, is keen to re-shape socialism for the 21 st century, but none of the policy wonks in his...
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Hamster and Thatcher (deceased) - The two child benefit cap
Sir Keith Hamster, newly-elected leader of the Labour Party, is keen to re-shape socialism for the 21 st century, but none of the policy wonks in his...
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The Morten Harket Selfie Opportunity
I was looking through a CD rack when the man approached me. “Do you want to take a selfie with Morten Harket’s trousers?” he said. I looked at the...
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Boris Becker
“There’s a horse in my bedroom,” I said. Eric had stolen my heart when I was 17. It turned out that Eric stole pretty much everything he saw, spent...
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