Terrence Oblong
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Gimlet and Finchley 2 - Gavin
Gavin stopped the video, and the screen froze on the image of Gimlet, basking in the laughter. “There you are gentlemen,” Gavin said. “Proof that Ted...
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Gimlet and Finchley 1 - Ted, Gimlet and Finchley
On TV the comedian is talking to a wolf and an alligator glove puppets. “When I die,” he said, “I want you both to continue the act without me.”...
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Haircut
I wonder if you could do something a bit different, I said to the hairdresser. I’ll try, they said, scissors open to ideas. It’s hard to describe, I...
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Cecily Dearest
“Cecily dearest,” Maude said to me, “I’m afraid the family’s investments are no longer gaining the return to which we are accustomed.” “What does...
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Funeral Director Sketch
The Funeral director is dressed as a waiter from a French restaurant sketch (see the French Restaurant Sketch) FD: Monsieur, Madam, welcome to chez...
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