Boy meets girl

Boy meets girl. First week at uni. Boy and girl indifferent to each other. Boy introduces girl to another boy. Boy meets another girl.  

Girl drinks large amount of boy’s best whisky and hooks up with another boy. Boy never did get that whisky back.

Boy goes out with girl’s best friend. Boy splits with girl’s best friend.  Girl asks boy out. Boy says no. Boy goes out with girl’s next best friend. It doesn’t last.

Boy goes out with girl. Girl moves 200 miles away. Boy follows. Girl moves again. Boy follows again. Boy moves in with girl.

Girl leaves boy.

Boy moves to Brighton.

Boy moves back. Boy rents room from girl. Girl becomes landlady.

Boy and girl become friends with benefits.

Boy goes out with girl. 

Boy moves in with girl.

Boy and girl get married.

One year later, outside the pound shop, boy asks girl if she’d like an anniversary present. “Yes,” says girl, speeding on to John Lewis.

Girl becomes boy.

Boy and boy live happily ever after.