Terrence Oblong
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I have 930 stories published in
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Dave Clark
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Lordy Lordy - Pantsgate
I was woken by Box, my parliamentary assistant, with my breakfast tray. "Your coffee, my lord, your toast and assorted toast adornments.” “And the...
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Terrence Oblong’s money saving tips (2)
Readers Top Money-Saving Ideas Governments, save money on expensive wars by simply surrendering to invading armies and giving them everything they...
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Terrence Oblong’s money saving tips (1)
Terrence Oblong’s money saving tips Save money on expensive boomerangs by simply picking up two similar-looking sticks, throwing one away and...
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Do you still drink Down the Swan
There isn't a dart board in the Swan any more. Thy put another table in the corner instead. It was the wife's idea to come here. "We should revisit...
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The Gulls on the South Pier
The gulls on the South Pier are unruly bastards. They swoop down and steal chips out of young children’s hands. The North Pier gulls, on the other...
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