Terrence Oblong
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I have 886 stories published in
47 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1082386 times
and 635 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Dave Clark
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The Dalek (2)
"Exterminate. Exterminate." The Dalek said, resonating metallic menace. Words that have foreshadowed countless deaths, unimaginable destruction. The...
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The Dalek (1)
"Are you the Dalek?" said the man? "Affirmative," said a cold metallic voice. It was a wasted question, the fear with which Dave was filled was...
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The internet is down
The internet is down. Ironically I had been planning to post a piece on my blog about how shit my internet provider is, but they've stopped that...
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The Word Police
I was summoned before the Word Police. "You've written 650 stories, Mr Oblong," they said. "Most of them very long." "That's right," I said. Were...
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The Picture
"What am I bid for this lost masterpiece by John Constable, entitled 'Duck Playing Snooker'?" There was silence. Constable paintings usually sell for...
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