Terrence Oblong
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I have 886 stories published in
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Ulf and Sven and the party
Sven is alone in the room. Enter Ulf. Ulf: "Sven, why are you all alone in the kitchen. There's a party. You're missing all the fun." Sven: "I'm not...
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Ulf and Sven and the Olaf Olafson story
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "We're going to make a movie, Ulf." Ulf: "A movie, Sven. How?" Sven: "It's the local community...
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and another thing
Derek, who use to like nothing more than writing racist dribble-rants online, was stopped in his tracks when a critic pointed out that the font he...
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Tom wrote Lord of the Rings
"Tom wrote Lord of the Rings, didn't you Tom." "What do you mean Tom wrote it. It was written fifty years before Tom was even born." "I was going to...
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The gift from the elven queen
As he readied to depart, the elven queen presented Frodo with a gift for his journey. "Here you are, dearie" she said,. "Illumioir, the gift of light...
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