Terrence Oblong
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Running, Jumping, Standing Still
And we come to the main event of the Running, Jumping Standing Still Olympics, the ten-minute standing still. Yes John, there's no greater physical...
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The Pearly Gates
When I woke up I wasn't in my bed, though I recognised the place clear enough. The Pearly Gates, I'd seem them many times in illustrations and the...
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The long dead scrolls (2)
"I've seen a UFO," the American said. "Though it wasn't an unidentified object, it was a flying saucer, an alien spacecraft. I was up close enough to...
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The long dead scrolls (1)
I don't spend a great deal of my time in the day to day running of the museum, bar my thrice-weekly talks, the recruitment of staff and the selection...
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The unfunny bloke that was always on TV
It was a fart that started it. If it hadn't been for the fart he would never have made it on TV. Nobody ever found him funny, he wasn't funny, but...
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