Terrence Oblong
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Dave Clark
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The gift from the elven queen
As he readied to depart, the elven queen presented Frodo with a gift for his journey. "Here you are, dearie" she said,. "Illumioir, the gift of light...
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Ulf and Sven and the ode to a toad
Sven: ( offstage ) "Ulf. Ulf." ( enter Sven ) Sven: "I caught a toad, Ulf." Ulf: "A toad, Sven. What would you want with one of those? Horrible slimy...
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Lordy Lordy - Bubble Buddies
I was woken by the chimes of the ice cream van, which had been abandoned in the east field since lockdown was announced in the middle of the village...
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The Campaign for Terrence Oblong - The audience at the premier of Shoshtakovich's Symphony No 5
Clapping. Clapping could get you killed. Clapping was a dangerous anti-state activity that could get you sent to the gulags. If you clapped the wrong...
The Campaign for Terrence Oblong - Associated London Scripts
Comedy writers were viewed with particular disdain by the upper echelons of the BBC, bemused that comedians couldn't simple recycle old musical hall gags.
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