Terrence Oblong
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The internet is down
The internet is down. Ironically I had been planning to post a piece on my blog about how shit my internet provider is, but they've stopped that...
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The Word Police
I was summoned before the Word Police. "You've written 650 stories, Mr Oblong," they said. "Most of them very long." "That's right," I said. Were...
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The Picture
"What am I bid for this lost masterpiece by John Constable, entitled 'Duck Playing Snooker'?" There was silence. Constable paintings usually sell for...
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The Picture
Jenkins satisfied himself that he was alone in the house, then, hastening to the bedroom and locking the door, he took out the package he had...
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The picture
"It's a duck playing snooker." Dr Montrose said nothing, merely nodding encouragement at Mr Tommo. "This is the duck," Mr Tommo said, gesturing to...
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