Terrence Oblong
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Ken Dodd, Jim Bowen, Sir Edward Heath and Sooty
Immediately before they made love for the first time she warned him. "When I orgasm I will shout out somebody else's name. So don't take offense, it'...
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Mrs Irritant - the old lady from the village who likes to help solve murders (2)
There was a buzz of excitement in the police station - the pathologist had found traces of poison in the deceased Mr Pankhurst - it was a murder...
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Mrs Irritant - the old lady from the village who likes to help solve murders (1)
Inspector O'Reilly was hustled from his car to the footpath, where the body lay, which was already sealed off with police tape. As they walked PC...
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The bomb that fell on 37 Everson Terrace
The bomb fell on 37 Everson Terrace in the middle of the night. At 2.32 a.m. precisely according to one of the neighbors, Gerald Austenberger, though...
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Ulf and Sven and the sumo wrestler
Sven: (offstage) "Ulf. Ulf." (enter Sven) Sven: "There's sumo wrestling at the town hall tonight, Ulf. Do you want to come with me?" Ulf: "I don't...
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