Terrence Oblong
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Filthy moats and even more filthy gnus
I was woken early by the obnoxious smell of the family moat, which can be quite ripe in these summer months. I lay in bed hoping the smell would...
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The new road
I was suspicious as soon as I tasted my early morning toast and coffee - the coffee was hot and strong, the toast brown but not burnt. Box was...
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The Private Members Ballot
"Good news my Lord," Box said one morning, as he brought me my morning toast, post and coffee. "You've been drawn first in the Private Members ballot...
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The problem with bounceouts
"Two bloody bounce-outs in one leg, we gotta do something about these boards," said Reg. After every league night, the captains and hangers-on stayed...
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The old Prussian Colonel's underpants
"The old Prussian Colonel has washed his pants," shouted Little Hans, running excitedly through the village. Though it was still early on a Sunday...
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