Terrence Oblong
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The thing about moths that nobody ever talks about
A moth headbutts itself to death against the light-bulb, flapping and banging noisily, madly, like Boris Johnson being given the keys to the Foreign...
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What made Colombia famous
"I had a coffee this morning before leaving for the airport, Colombian of course, you know, to get me in the mood." "Did you? I had a line of cocaine...
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Knobheads on Quiz Shows
Lex phoned with the bad news. "I was out on the lash last night, I won't be able to drive I'm still over the limit. If I get caught doing that again...
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Bladderwrack Allowance
I was woken early one morning by a hammering on my back door. I quickly dressed and rushed downstairs, to find Alun in an agitated state. "It's the...
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Man of Constant Sorrow (With A Garage In Constant Use)
"Dead people don't make bad albums," The Boy once said (Sting please take note), which is part of The Boy's genius, dying before he grew old. He...
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