Terrence Oblong

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I have 879 stories published in 46 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1022342 times and 630 of my stories have been cherry picked.
24 of my 799 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 26 votes

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My stories

Girl that speaks no words

“You know, I don’t mind if you don’t say anything. It’s not like we’re short of evidence. I mean, we’ve got DNA, finger prints, the murder weapon,...

Generational shift

“I’m thinking of retiring.” Jesus, another one. They’re all going, first Phil Taylor, then Barnie, seems like every world champion of yesteryear is...

Pub Darts

“Hey look, it’s the former world champion. Bob Croucher. Give us a game mate, show us what you can do.” This was a man speaking, obviously, 30s,...
Cherry

Phill Jupitus pissing at the Royal Albert Hall

“I pissed next to Wolverine once.” I make no particular effort to avoid the public. They’re friendly, they just want to chat, take a selfie, get an...
Gold cherry
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Civil War

“Oy,” said the café owner, “You can’t sit here.” “Who me?” said Oleg. He’d been coming to the café every week for the last five years and had always...

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