Terrence Oblong
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Phill Jupitus pissing at the Royal Albert Hall
“I pissed next to Wolverine once.” I make no particular effort to avoid the public. They’re friendly, they just want to chat, take a selfie, get an...
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Civil War
“Oy,” said the café owner, “You can’t sit here.” “Who me?” said Oleg. He’d been coming to the café every week for the last five years and had always...
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Prison Visit
“What’s this?” Gaz held up the jar of strange white liquid Morris had given him. “It’s my sperm.” “Jesus,” Gaz slammed the jar back on the table. “...
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The Fat Bearded Muslims
The fat, bearded Muslims emerge from the basement kitchen at midnight. The have been there all along, of course, they are the low-grade kitchen staff...
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Laundry Night
“There are no nudes here,” he said. “This is not a nudist bar.” I would like to have been reassured by this, but there were frankly far too many...
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