Terrence Oblong

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I have 876 stories published in 46 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 970943 times and 629 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Simon Jones’ vagina

By Terrence Oblong on Sun, 12 Mar 2017

There is gossip in the trenches, banter and gossip, then more banter and gossip, then some more plain old gossip. Shit, there ain’t much else to do...
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Package for a loved one

By Terrence Oblong on Sat, 11 Mar 2017

Darren Anderson had always had a crush on Molly Spugden, but there was nothing he could do to win her attention and he had to watch her go out with...
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Handy Andy Miller

By Terrence Oblong on Sat, 11 Mar 2017

Handy Andy Miller could find you anyone you wanted to find. He drank every night at the Orange Tree, the pub opposite the depot, where all the...
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Alan Johnson’s Enormous Penis

By Terrence Oblong on Tue, 07 Mar 2017

You find all sorts in the trenches. The other day I shared a billet with the Duke of Richmond’s pastry chef. Geff Torrence is a flag designer, Angel...
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Eric Campbell’s protruding leg

By Terrence Oblong on Sun, 05 Mar 2017

Many of the lads on the trenches become obsessed with the possibility of getting a ‘holiday wound’, a non-fatal injury serious enough to get them...
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