Terrence Oblong
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I have 918 stories published in
51 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1321789 times
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The Sleep Olympics
I was asleep when the Sleep Olympics started, meaning I missed out on all the dramatics of the Japanese contestant’s non-regulation pajama bottoms...
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Dick Reckless
Dick Reckless was one quarter German on his mother's side and spoke the language fluently. His mother had forced it on him as a child in the hope...
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Faithlift
When Eric Martensen died he found himself in a lift. Happily for Eric, the lift was going upwards. 'Where am I?' Eric wondered. 'I was asleep in bed...
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50 ways to leave your lover
For reasons never made clear, Paul Simon's 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover only included five ways to leave your lover, just 10% of the stated amount...
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The Snow Statue
The first time you wake up to an overnight snowfall in the trenches you can't help being overwhelmed by the sight. The beauty, the purity, so out of...
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