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I have 26 stories published in one collection on the site.
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Zebras are Ponies With a Prison Wardrobe

A leopard can't change it's spots But we can change our clothes A zebra can't change it's stripes But we can change our minds An election can't...

Yelling For No Reason

The Car was built in Detroit on January 21, 2000. It was purchased on February 28 of the same year. It was totaled in an accident and laid to rest...

X Rated For Children

X ray glasses. Remember them? The advertisement said that you could see through a girls clothing! Wow! Send some coin and you can see inside a girls...

Why Ask Why&;#063;

Boo! Why did you do that? Waaa. Because it felt good you fool. Oh. Well Waaaa anyway... Shut up. You can't tell me to shut up... but I can tell you!...

Victory in Jesus

Yes there's victory in Jesus So the song is sung Those who would cast their stones Should be taken out and hung!

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