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I have 69 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 39660 times and one story has been cherrypicked.

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My stories

World Cup

By waldemar on Tue, 28 Sep 2004

There's going to be a World Cup An excuse to stay at home To listen to unfathomable comments Through crackling microphone Germany will be there As...
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Certificate U

My Life

By waldemar on Tue, 28 Sep 2004

Beardsley's hoof, like a conversion of something The flapping Lindenberger, hair, shorts and all Providing exotic escapism, or escapist exoticism To...
Other Non-fiction
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IQ

By waldemar on Tue, 28 Sep 2004

That face looks primate The brow 'suggestive of low IQ' Malevolence, and sneering Leather-elbowed emptiness Is of more use to the social organism Use...
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Certificate U

Catharsis

By waldemar on Tue, 28 Sep 2004

Catharsis I realised the whys When t'editor got shirty It's 'cos me poem rhymes Now I feel dirty Or perhaps t'is 'cos I swore He would not let me...
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Democracy II

By waldemar on Tue, 28 Sep 2004

With proddy work ethic mis'rabl'y bored Solve 'social problems' by fire and the sword Get sexy black uniforms by the mile And seaside villas in D'...
Other Non-fiction
Certificate U

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