waldemar

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I have 69 stories published in 3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 39739 times and one story has been cherrypicked.

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Ode to the Northamptonshire Serb

Northamptonshire Serb At Kizzer Charles knelt and prayed Up Grand Union barges pronounce Their failure To gain slipstream to ruddy ducks Lawrence...

Yo to Dr Jack Kervorkian!

Doctor Death I can't decide to change my job I can't borrow ten bob I can't try to save my marriage I can't avoid the modern barrage I can't call my...

Zion in Darkness

Darkness In Zion Peppermint head said 'What do they all have in common? Let's call him Mickey not Michael And doctor the snap accordingly Roma (but...

Jan Svankmajer

When the Thatch took power Geoff composed a ditty After a French bloke About an essence or blob Who also wanted it Not for 'justice' or 'equality'...

Norman Stone

He said 'cogito ergo sum' Then 'Dulce Et Decorum Est' And also that 'A classical education is best' Beware then, if you lack Good genes, money, or...

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