World Cup

There's going to be a World Cup
An excuse to stay at home
To listen to unfathomable comments
Through crackling microphone

Germany will be there
As evil as a fart
Argentina too
Their Latin counterpart

England will be average
Their fans a disgrace
The stupid vulgar shower
Whom everybody hates

There's always one superpower
Who goes out in the first round
And one swarthy minnow
Who refuses to go to ground

Ireland are always patronised
Spain unlucky
Brazil are always dazzling
Cameroon plucky

Bulgarians are a mystery
Austrians even more
England are too conservative
To even try to score

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol
And Jean-Marie Pfaff
Daft long-winded names
Hairstyles that are naff

Before they reach the airport
Hungary are spent
France are overrated
Wales are absent

There are always some things
Unprone to mishap
Italy will be boring
And Scotland will be crap