IQ

That face looks primate
The brow 'suggestive of low IQ'
Malevolence, and sneering
Leather-elbowed emptiness
Is of more use to the social organism

Use 'gainst those that you be hatin'
IQ test makes good eliminatin'
T'is clever, and sharp, more important
Than goodness, and caring
And love, and happiness, and sharing

Think of Oxbridge grads like Ken Clarke
And Edwina Currie, Oh they are so sharp!
Think of the quick and the witty
Like Angus Deyton and Ian Hislop
They think 'they' (or you) are shitty

Psychologist has powerful lamp
To show up weakness
So beware, in years to come
If society needs a 'revamp'
Or is straining under weight of 'the stupid'

Persistently playing at Cupid
And reproducing, like rabbits or slugs
Despite fact 'they' (or I) are human
Tremble at the sight of Numan
Oids, with air of scientist thugs

The world needs stuck up snoots and sods
The world needs humans to act like gods
Think of Oxbridge grads then conclude, quick
It's okay to be thick
It's OK 2b fick