The Walrus

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David Jasmin-Green

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“You leave Michael Bublé alone, you absolute monster, 'e's luvverly!” The woman said.

Herbert The Turbot (Part Two)

After a while Herbert clicked on someone called Elise, who's blog stated that s/he was interested in both men and women.

Herbert The Turbot (Part One)

“I'm off to mum's now, Herbie,” Ruby said to her husband of ten years, who had his nose buried in the sports pages as usual.

You Ain't Kate Moss

You ain't Kate Moss.....

Baby Boy